You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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