I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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