Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I booty called her while she was in labor.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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