Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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