Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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