ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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