good thing vaginas are great cup holders
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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