adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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