where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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