She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Randomize
