And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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