im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
