Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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