i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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