The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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