I just pynch a tree in the face
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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