Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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