if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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