the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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