After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
So apparently I’m into choking now
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