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This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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