i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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