I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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