their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
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