Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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