am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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