I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
