either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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