we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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