Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Randomize
