Whod you bang
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
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