you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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