lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
The air taste purple.
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