I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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