If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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