jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Pants are for mortals
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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