I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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