drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
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thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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