Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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