I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Michael Bay diarrhea
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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