he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
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