): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Randomize
