I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Is her dick bigger than yours?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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