Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Randomize
