omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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