I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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