out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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