Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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