"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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