We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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