Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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