how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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