Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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