That's intense
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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