Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Is it penis luge time yet?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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